i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
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