come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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