she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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