I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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