But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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