You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
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