Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
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