this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
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