I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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