we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Randomize
