That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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