i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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