how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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