Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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