around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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