Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
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