Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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