But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
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