Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Pooping to opera.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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