Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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