Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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