One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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