i may or may not be watching the land before time
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
