Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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