Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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