You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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