New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I believe in your delicious
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
