Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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