My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
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