Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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