Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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