Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
COCAINE IS GR8
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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