I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
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