yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I deserve this hangover.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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