if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I just had sex on a roof
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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