Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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