I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
