His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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