Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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