Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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