Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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