Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
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