do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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