what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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