i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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