that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
