eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
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