Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
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