Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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