p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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