The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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