I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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