Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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